Here is my little not to-do list for women. Realistic or not; it is easy digestible!
1. Do not tell him the truth about how many guys you've slept with. Only few men can handle the truth, odds are that yours can't.
2. Get tipsy, do not get drunk. Tipsy equals YES, drunk equals RUN FORREST RUN!
3. Do not ask him what he wants out of life, odds are that he does not even know for himself.
4. Do not ask him about the amount of bedpartners he had, you are just gonna get upset and it is hardly of any relevance. But if he won't tell...he's hiding something!
5. Never tell a guy to do something, for he will do the exact opposite.
6. Be solid as a rock because he will spend days trying to break your ass.
7. Do not give him the: "I want to wait with sex because I want for it to be real"-kinda shit because you are a fake! You are lying to yourself and him, but he will be the only one noticing that.
8. Act like a pussy and he will think of you as pussy.
9. Visualize and imagine... Do not speak out loud. He is not interested in what type of food you will be serving on your already planned wedding when you are on the second date.
10. Do not try to make him jealous: two can play that game. And it is a game that women rarely win.
11. No means no. Men are not like us women. Yes means yes. No means no. Unless they are lying.
12. Don't wreck yourself; check yourself... And make him get checked for std's as well. Better safe than sorry.
13. Do not stay with a guy that is refusing to have sex with you. He is either gay, has gonnorea, herpes or some other type of genital-flesh-eating-disease.
14. Do not ask him if the skirt makes you look fat when it is two sizes smaller than your actual size. Your man will lie out of love (at the same time avoiding a fight), and you will look like a fat fuck in a skirt that is way too small.
15. And last but not least: never make him feel like a nobody, for somewhere out there...there is always another woman gladly willing to make him feel like a somebody.
Cherish. Treasure. Respect. Love. Laugh.
